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Lots of NSFW stuff here!

 

just putting it out there that more people need to play this game

tankasaurus:

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Jesus Christ this isn’t gonna be like the new cartoon is it that’s horrifying.

This is highly, highly disturbing, ngl. I mean, holy shit SD characters in cartoons are bad enough, but in real life, it’s like nightmare fuel

(Source: garfinski)

briannedrouhard:

I start a new job next week! Excited!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PIRATES OF DARK WATER ART YESSSSSSSSSSSS

briannedrouhard:

I start a new job next week! Excited!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PIRATES OF DARK WATER ART YESSSSSSSSSSSS

sorta-out-there:

disneyfrozenprincess:

peterapanzel:

pile-on-the-years:

baku-babe:

jordanpowers1995:

baku-babe:

frozenheadcanons:

Olaf will melt when Elsa dies.

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I’M SORRY, IT WAS A THOUGHT.

Well then *ahem* WHY WOULD YOU THINK SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!!!
 *cries*

Um, I hate to be that person but…imagine Anna singing Do You Want To Build A Snowman at Elsa’s grave. 

first of all how dare you

i’m so done right now

i’d like to apologies before hand for this.

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i am very sorry.

You could just drink him and he’d be a part of you forever

I mean until you piss him out again, then he’d be part of the water system forever.

bubbletealolita:

arcanebarrage:

hungrylikethewolfie:

No but guys, GUYS, we need to talk about how important this scene is.  Because the commonly accepted lore about unicorns is that they are so good and pure that they’ll only appear to young virginal girls.  Because Molly Grue is a middle-aged woman who has been living with bandits for most of her life and is as far from innocent and virginal as you’re likely to get.  Because she’s so angry that this creature, embodying everything that society tells her she’s lost, everything she’s thrown away through her own choices, is here now when all that The Unicorn represents is long since behind her.  Because she knows, in a way that only someone who’s been steeped in an oppressive system her entire life can ever know, that she’s missed her chance and doesn’t deserve to be seeing a unicorn now.

And you know what?  The Unicorn doesn’t give two fucks about her virginity, about her supposed loss of innocence and purity.  She’s not repelled by Molly being older, being experienced, being a full human person.  None of that has ever mattered to unicorns, only to the people telling stories about them.  Not only does she step in to physically comfort her here, but before long this bandit’s wife becomes her friend, closer to her in most ways than Schmendrick.

This story is fucking revolutionary, you guys, and I just have a lot of feelings about it.

I heard Peter S. Beagle speak about this scene at a convention once. He said he just kept writing and writing into the scene and suddenly here was this powerful, moving dialogue which came out very strong and natural, flowing directly from inspiration.

He said it was one of those moments when “the writer just gets really lucky.” 

One of my favorite movies..

NGL, I always get teary-eyed in this movie, esp at this part.

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mmymoon:

nickelbackmidisonline:

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hello, welcome to MMORPG!

ah, i see you want to play as a MANTIS!

are you a BOY MANTIS

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or a GIRL MANTIS?

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and this is why I only play FFXIV

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Bless this post with its scanty male characters

Also. Glamours because you can make level 90 gear look like a swimsuit :) :)

colonelmayor:

thechocoboforest:

thechocoboforest:

absolutely disgusting


omg

It keeps getting better.


I’ve heard this person’s name before, but don’t know anything about them. Is there something wrong with pewdiepie?

colonelmayor:

thechocoboforest:

thechocoboforest:

absolutely disgusting

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omg

It keeps getting better.

I’ve heard this person’s name before, but don’t know anything about them. Is there something wrong with pewdiepie?

tszarina:

foggypebble:

paraprosexian:

foggypebble:

policymic:

This artist wants women to bring their dick to the table — literally

When Holly Wilson, an artist living in Oklahoma, found herself being negotiated out of her commission by a gallery coordinator, she realized that the only difference between her and him was that he had a penis.

So she made herself a penis.

"I realized I could let this take me, wash me out, or I could hold on to my dick. And I could negotiate like the equal that I am and not some wide-eyed kid like this gentleman was treating me," Wilson said in a video on her Kickstarter page.

Wilson now carries around with her a one-and-a-half-inch bronze pecker as a reminder that she shouldn’t allow herself to be treated any differently because she is a woman. As she puts it in her product description, “If all that separates us is a dick, then here is mine. Now let’s get down to business.”

With two weeks left on her Kickstarter campaign, Wilson has reached about a third of her fundraising target. She wants to produce 100 schlongs — left-leaning or right-leaning, your choice — to share her tiny tool of empowerment with others. 

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this is a kickstarter to produce miniature golden dicks for women to carry around for empowerment

IM SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS

I agree with the sentiment, there’ve been many times I found myself thinking ‘if I only had a penis this wouldn’t be happening and I’d be taken seriously’ but this solution is pretty odd. Basically what someone would do is when they feel singled out they’d joke “I have a penis too!” and take it out to show. The reactions would be interesting. Outside of that situation, it’d be pretty awkward if it fell out of your pocket or was found in the wash. like “Why is this golden penis in your laundry susan”

I actually hate this a lot. First of all it’s disgustingly cissexist and transphobic, and even if we were to entertain the cissexism…why the hell would we support the idea that you need a certain genitalia to be respected so you carry around your golden one, even as a joke or mockery or whatever? This is pathetic, honestly. Gross.

This is actually how I feel about this whole thing. It’s a pretty gross idea and I really hate the fact that you would carry this around to feel ‘empowered.’ I feel empowered on my own without having to carry an object like this around in your pocket. The entire idea just gives vibes of great discomfort, ngl.

thefrogman:

He doesn’t look like a turtle :( 
I’m very distraught. 
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oh my god. 
it looks like a facemeld of benedict cumberbottom and a goomba from the super mario bros movie

thefrogman:

He doesn’t look like a turtle :( 

I’m very distraught. 

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oh my god. 

it looks like a facemeld of benedict cumberbottom and a goomba from the super mario bros movie

who seriously wants to be good in a game of choices where you can suck the life force out of people and kick civilians into smoke?